till we meet again. like as if it will happen 3 achieve my personal targets (like be able to conquer.. erm bukit timah.. i already did tt.. hahax) 4 most importantly.. stay happy and healthy guess tt's abt it .. i haf veri simple wish one.. i dun wish for stupid stuff like wurl peace.. wd crap lah... i tell you.. those bikini babes..with tt idiotic grin on their face are so damn fake..they hope for wurl peace.. they can just say.. 'i hope tt i can win this pageant and buy nicer bikinis wif the money tt i get.. ' wahh i tell you if i were the judge and anyone of the contestants said tt..i sure give them a million dollars.. in monopoly money.. ahaha no lah... dun miss me kies.. tatax.. smiles.. takkaires.. |W|P|110173834942223193|W|P||W|P|11/27/2004 07:22:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous|W|P|whee` grad nite was so damn fun..had to go sch at 7.30 to paint our flag.. i luve the triumph word..it's nice.. at least i thought it was.. so we paint until so happy..quite larrs.. then after tt must go lay out the tables in the hall.. very poorthing kies.. the tables so heavy.. one person roll roll roll.. roll until dunnoe where i going.. the table is tt kind the coffee shop kind.. got the metal legs then you put the wooden plank on top.. tada a table.. then must put tablecloth and clean the chairs.. the chairs is tt kind coffeeshop kind.. again..alamak so dirty.. i dunnoe y.. got coffee stains on abt 5 chairs i mean how can so many ppl stain chairs together.. think wd.. famous 5? the chairs v dirty ..somemore for teachers to sit one. after tt mrs lim tell us to arrange the roses and the baby's breath.. the baby's breath so smelly.. like baby's breath..hahax we had free lunch.. and mrs lim was telling us to vote for sly..and her rationale.. she was like..'i tell you my rationale.. firstly.. sly will win coz he got the x-factor.. then if he cut album he will make it big in taiwan and china...' sth like tt.. we din agree to the 1st one.. the 2nd one we sorta silently agreed..belle is like in so many mags and newspapers.. 8 days..newpaper... today.. sth like tt..so after lunch we did the arrangement of the hall and the balloon man come.. wahs.. the balloon so nice can.. i like the star one.. i koped one home *sniggers* then we took one balloon and let it float into the air.. so fun.. so childish.. ahahs.. we were fightin to get the balloons up the hall.. at abt 5 the sec 4s arrived.. then we were ogling at them.. ahahaz. so bian tai.. so we stood outside the hall and watched.. some the attire so short.. is tt kind just nice cover the butt.. got the caterers laying out the food rites.. all the uncles.. wahh.. they sure see until salivate.. not the food.. the girls lah..after tt had to do duty.. we so hungry.. it was abt 7 i think and the food all so nice.. got spaghetti, mussels, chicken, fish.. all the good good food.. then we see until salivating like mad... oh yarrs.. got guest appearance by one of our ex cedarians.. the cai dunnoe wd.. forgot her name.. but she sang the guan huai fang shi..the nice nice song... she sang it on prom nite plus another christmas song..the sec 4s werent really listening .. they were like touching up on the makeup... so vain.. ahahs..after tt got game.. then the sec 4s run round in their high heel shoes.. wah.. poor legs..then after game their turn to eat.. then they were like..'you want desserts' to their fren.. hear already then we so hungry can.. so we drink the fruit punch and be happy.. after tt go back to the sell cedar bear counter..so sianz..sit havent 5 mins crystal say can eat lers.. damn esctatic we chiong to the buffet there and eat like siao.. free dinner.. so shiok.. free food free entertainment.. where to find? sound like commercial..after tt got somemore game.. v lame one lah.. and there was the mambo queen competition.. and then fashion show.. all so entertaining.. me and zhenluan laugh until so happie.. the sec 4s look like they going to get married like tt.. the makeup so thick can.. mr g tan also so farnie... after the fashion show got disco.. then must move the tables.. so we were like walking ard in the semi darkness. .. and trying to roll the tables to the back of the hall..lucky got light stix.. if not i sure kill alot of peeps.. then we started partying.. me and zhenluan were laughing and screaming together.. like mad dogs.. so heng the lights off... if not sure get send to spca.. then got the bep the shuddap song.. then i was asking everyone to shuddap.. so fun kies..like cf like tt..ahahas.. the grad nite ended at ten..of coz go home larss... by tt time my voice already hoarse le.. i was toking like some husky dog.. |W|P|110155671141277451|W|P||W|P|11/24/2004 03:51:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous|W|P|heyys.. in school AGAIN aiyer v tired lah everyday cum sch so bz..my sleep.. they are gone with the wind.. bloww bloww blow wind blow.. blow wd... blow my slp !! zun zun 4 now.. just now got guides meeting we tok abt backdrop suddenly tok abt south div cf and lotsa stuff.. then they decided to end meeting early and we were like oops.. then there was this pile.. or this small hill of bird poo on the 3s bench.. yuck.. we accidentally touched it soo many times and it sorta dispersed.. k yuck yuck... eww.. change subject.. hope nobody pukes after reading this.. then after tt saw this grp of ppl sitting at the courtyard in neat rows.. then i was like.. eee. hu so mad sit like tt... and it occured to me tt it was our veri own guides..hahaz.. they all sit down like fa lun gong.. nobody understood tt.. sad i thot they so famous at least for some time..wahh after tt still must scold.. i was scared..then ducky super siaa she scream so scary she scold until i scared heex.. i din noe wd i toking oso lah.. but i noe v lame... coz ducky said so and the peeps trying to stifle their giggles....meeting with fello grpmates.. haha.. dunno y we toking abt si.. si sounds like my name.. honoured..then we were toking abt mia's assets then i said tis real lame and stupid statement.. imagine if mia had a pocket near her breast.. and the hp vibrates.. haha.. it's sorta yellow.. no lah.. it's golden yellow.. haha |W|P|110128340983870429|W|P||W|P|11/23/2004 05:32:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous|W|P|wd am i supposed to say.. i m feeling guilty again.. it's not pms.. neither isit menopause.. is guiltypause ..gp..wdeva.. it's coming back again after 3 mths.. sobs.. miserable me..it's not my fault lah.. but i cant stand ppl getting unhappy becoz of me.. guiltypause aside.. today i baked cookies!!.. and i m proud to announce.. they are hard.. rock hard.. no lah still can bite.. haiyah... act very nice one.. budden the oven and mixer spoil.. long time no use.. then the mixer ah.. so lame..i use halfway got smoke come out.. maybe it farted.. then very smelly.. wah so scared sia.. then i quickly switch off.. then alot of smoke.. like bbq..yah so toxic.. the window close.. wah i nvr knew baking cookies was so dangerous.. anywaes the cookies not for christmas.. mad.. by the time christmas.. mouldy already..you dun need bite.. the thing crumble by itself.. how magical! i bake cookie coz i suddenly got the urge.. yuck urge sounds so obscene.. so let's change it.. i suddenly got the.. the.. want?.. betta? then the oven.. alamak.. once i switch it on.. the house got power failure.. fail until cannt fail already.. yeah.. then i on and off the main circuit breaker... so dangerous.. nxt time dun want to be he teacher.. sure die one.. yeah.. then in the end use microwave oven to steam.. or rather cook the cookies..the first plate one cum out like baos.. u noe the buns.. so soft and yucky..then the second plate one.. so damn hard.. rock hard.. then i stuff alot of chips inside.. it was super idiotic.. yeas.. then after tt watch kids central.. got the kids singing the black sheep song.. she sang it wrongly.. it's the dunno wd under the sun thingy.. then this ger and her sis stand there and sing.. they supposed to sing duet.. but the younger gal just stone there... like stone liddat :D then she sang liddat ' bra bra brack sheep have you any wool.. yes sir yes sir... three blah blah.. here she sing correct.. hengs..' tt's called entertainment.. maybe next time the triumph or ero lingerie can endorse the two gals.. one sing.. one wear the bras.. haha.. yeah.. last time i use to sing it '...... and one for the little boy hu lives down the drain' hahas.. last time i thot deepavali and hippotamus were nice words.. i use to say them.. deepapapapapapavali.. and hippopopopopotamus.. coz i din noe when the pas and the pos ended... heys i din noe i was so sparstic last time..i still am..then the crocodile hunter so stupid.. he speaks in this drama way..he goes 'wow tt's a beetle..it's so beaaaaaaaaauuutifull' alamak.. he nv see b4 mehs..sua gu.. today paint the thinking day banner.. haha stain everywhere.. so colourful..then we scrub until almost die..turpentine stinks.. then in the end use soap.. then the soapis apple or dunno wd smell.. then i smell the turpentine and apple until so angry... haha.. type rongly.. coz i eavesdropping on my mum's conver.. she scolding my braaaaader.. hahah... so i smell until hungry.. |W|P|110120656896941085|W|P||W|P|11/20/2004 11:18:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous|W|P|wheeheehee Os are finally over.. lalax.. dun hafta be so sneaky when using the net- like spidey man.. me and sis walk round the orchard area trying to look for fruits.. no lar.. looking for her grad night clothes.. in the end she buy all black.. yuck.. more like funeral night..she din listen to me.. humph.. i was her fashion consultant then she dun want to listen.. next time buy her hearing aid..yah then halfway thru she go simei there for job interview..hol job.. then i stay at wisma and taka..so idiot.. i go coldsorage buy sushi.. the wasabi so much.. my nose nearly fell off.. then after tt coz i supposed to call her at 6 to ask her where we meeting.. then i no phone no watch.. so i walk ard ask ppl for time.. i ask abt 3-4 ppl.. then realise havent 6 yet go buy m n ms..then cldnt find any bench.. so go toilet.. not the toilet bowl lar.. outside toilet got bench .. then i sit outside and eat.. abit disgusting lah but no choice lah.. i v bored.. then i eat until so happy.. budden i think all those ppl outside the toilet was quite disgusted..in the first place i dunno wd they doing standing outside the toilet.. haha.. maybe they trying to smell the toilet.. yah.. but i noe they were looking at me lah.. then the potted plant beside the toilet.. also like half dead.. i think the toilet too smelly plus the plant next to the bin.. so poor thing..the plant sure stink until die.. sounds stupid but anywaes.. saw jiamin and also some cedarians ..yeah.. then after tt sista late.. she lost her way.. muahaha.. poor me.. then i sit at a bench.. not the one outside toilet one lar.. this one is next to the lift.. yah.. then i stone there.. coz i rock? haha..after tt got a girl.. pri sch one.. she eating sth.. then she sit next to me.. she sure think i kuku one lah.. coz i was staring into blank space..oh yeah.. then got the promoter u noe tt kind stand on the road and give out flyers ..yeah she give me one card got smell one..a fragrance by j lo..then i smell .. quite nice lah.. so i keep putting to my nose.. sparstic.. then i smell and smell and smell.. then i realise the perfume smell like the cornflakes fruit loops.. fruit loops my fave cornflake.. coz very corny? no lar.. then now my whole bag got the corny.. i mean the fruit loops smell..yeah then the description quite funny.. it says ' a scent tt captures the way a woman feels when she has discovered herself.. sheer and sexy. real and true.. serene and sensual..' haha.. so crap lor.. the smell is the fruit loops smell where got discover yourself.. more like 'a scent that captures the way a woman smells when she has just eaten a bowl of fruit loops. fruity and loopy.. corny and flakey.. ' |W|P|110096551577440884|W|P||W|P|11/16/2004 04:04:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous|W|P|dunno y hand so pain.. must be just now belaying lah.. the stitch blade lah.. dun want to listen to me.. like as if it will.... we were having probs with it and the leaders were staring speechlessly.. anywaes o lvls are so damn irritating.. although its like 2 yrs away.. i have a great sis who is so damn inconsiderate.. she on the lights and study..hello miss.. ppl want to slp one lor.. she can go living room and study rite.. then study finish she go bonkers.. go use inhaler and spray at me.. then i use my blanket to cover my face.. then she go spray the thing on my hair.. yuck.. the inhaler is actually for ppl with hey fever.. dunno y its called hay fever when its the pollen and not hay maybe the ppl like it so much tt they go hey! fever..yah but she use it for her asthma.. then todae b4 going sch go buy grape bread.. in the end oso wasted lah.. the grape so juicy one.. make until my hand so oily..when was juice oily.. i oso dunno lah.. actually we want to use tt for our skit.. you wont want to noe y its disgusting.. yah budden they dun wan lah.. wasted so much bread.. then backdrop we redrawing the thing.. so i nv to go help p so guilty after tti thot the sec 3s toking mah.. so dun hafta go.. ask her to scold me she think i mad.. din get to see the sec 1s dance.. but i did get some feedback..after i left guides to go discuss ltc stuff.. aiyah so guilty again.. the sec 2s having debrief i nv go.. they got scolded lah.. then i nv go.. so badd.. not tt i saddist want to get scolded lah.. budden must you nan tong dang.. haiyah today so sadd lah.. i m so damn irresponsible.. and i tried getting p to agree wif me lah. then she say i v irritating.. paranoid- |W|P|110059329069554052|W|P||W|P|11/10/2004 03:54:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous|W|P|Watching the tomb raider ..actually by looking at the name of the movie.. lara croft sounds as if she is some kind of pervert.. go raid the tomb for dead bodies..ppl hu watch it are perverts.. like me? Hahaz.. so far I watch for abt a good 20 min still catch no ball lah..serious .. they all shoot here shoot there shoot until I oso dunno wd happen.. must be shoot until no bullet lah.. hahaz. Then the angelina jolie.. alamak her name so long.. I tell you during exam ppl doing second question she still stuck riting her name poor thing.. then her lips.. so sausage-y.. so thick.. even thicker then the 4 coats of paint ppl paint for backdrop..if you got bbq must invite her.. in case not enuff sausages then muahah..u noe wd to do budden b4 tt must make sure you get money.. to buy fire extinguisher.. so that you wont get a roasted pig for the end result.. and also you haf enuff money to get the best lawyer in case she sue you.. then when she dun tok ah she like going to kiss ppl like tt.er xin. Plus her body so curvy k.. like the flexible curve we use for maths... if the ah peks see this .. they sure think she was the queen of geylang.. she sure buy insurance for all the curves.. if not like the flexible curve break already at least still can replace with a new one go bookshop buy .. no lah her curves buy from hospital.. she want wd material oso can.. I think metal not bad� is VERY bad.. hah coz if she nv watch where she going then hit the wall.. sure make the king king kong kong sound.. so noisy..like king kong? then da aunties and ah peks think got chn opera.. hah.. k so we had to clean the prefects room today..we had to dust the sofa.. then use feather duster.. but the feather duster the feather keep dropping.. haiyah.. shld go for yun nam feather treatment� but then janica say throw away.. so sad.. like all those balding ah peks havent go for yun nam hair care treatment then get sent to the old folks home� their kids so unfillial.. hope next time they got no hair !! so the poor chicken feathers .. hmm if got sequel for white chics it shall be called poor chics.. hahaz then i think amelia oso eat too many nuts lah.. she one of them now.. she nuts!! She took the air wick spray then she spray on the table.. spray on the door knob.. then she wipe.. mad lah.. she say her maid also clean her home like tt.. alamak.. tt kind is for cleaning one.. air wick is to freshen the air one lah.. spray until so smelly.. after tt go little india.. the name so misleading.. say little actualli so big.. we got lost lah.. they ppl anyhow gif direction..then me and ver jaywalk until nearly got hit by car.. lucky nv die.. I m too pervertic to die.. ppl like me v hard to find.. coz I not really tt hard lah.. Later I die already the lara croft come and raid my tomb.. then cannt rest in peace.. choi! Sister go change channel she watching jurassic park.. haha tt was one of the suggested themes.. the sec 1s shld feel lucky tt this was not their theme.. dunno how they dancing.. the costume oso cannt find one lah.. hang ten cannt.. hang twenty oso cannt.. all commit suicide oso cannt find� did you get the joke? Nvm.. hang 10 the shop name so sucidal.. hope tt the manager doesnt see tis..if he sees tt.. it just shows that .. he isnt blind.. |W|P|110033267966731667|W|P||W|P|11/07/2004 09:06:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous|W|P|Super sianzation.. supposed to be doing homework.. budden all the chem qns dunno how to do lar..the eng paper so hard.. rock hard..so I took out an envelop from a packet of envelops and I started to dissect? No lah.. tear it open.. actualli want to rite letta but tear halfway the paper tore.. k this is confusing.. let me explain .. you noe envelope rite.. at the back is stuck together by glue so that it becomes a pocket so that you can put your letters in.. so when you separate the part glued together you get apiece of paper in the shape of a diaper.. getit.. you shld lah..yah then the glue so super strong and in the end I tore the part that was stuck together.. so I decided to give up riting letta lor.. u may be wondering y someone can rite letter using envelope..can lah coz envelope is oso paper mah� u tear it open .. rite inside .. then stick back lah.. so save paper can.. oh my.. I can become president of some environment saving org.. if there is any.. yeah.. if until now u still dun understand wd I m trying to say.. I can demo for you.. seeing is believing .. then the envelope tear I v sad.. coz cannt rite letta le mah.. just then sis walk to my table so I was like.. �see? Diaper!!!� I said it in a real spastic way� and she was laughing laughing.. then I tried putting the �diaper� on my bear.. if you are wondering which one.. it is the one me joy and yurong found at the sch gate one saturdae morning after guides last year.. does tt ring a bell? No! coz firstly.. onli me joy and yurong found it and most importantly u dun haf a bell.. haha but the bear too small for the diaper or the diaper was too big for the bear.. both expression oso can lah.. so I told me sis �go take your rabbit� if you are wondering which rabbit.. it is the one her fren gave her for her bday� does it ring a bell? No!.. and you noe y.. and if you dun noe y.. it is because you arent my sister and you arent her fren either and most importantly you dun haf a bell! So my sis got her rabbit and I put the diaper on.. perfect fit! *beams* and we took pictures of it..for ppl who are bored.. try it.. its super effective for killing time..not really.. time aint dead yet.. haha you noe wd I mean lah.. sadly.. if you dun haf an envelope.. �borrow it from your neighbour..if not steal it from her � quoted from mr tay.. he likes to tell us that! but if you dun haf a rabbit ..i m sorry.. you cant borrow it neither shld you steal it..u shld try it on URSELF..after tt..if it fits..take picts..send for competition..sure get most creative pict prize.. if not..most spastic pict prize.. for more ways of killing time call this no. 3850411.. it is the institute of mental health no. last yr the sec 3s (2003) gif us just before the campfire.. coz they din want us to gif our no. to the guys �or the gals *shivers*.. haiyah like they will ask.. but I heard the imh change no. I bet too many ppl called.. maybe next year we gif our sec 1s the spca number.. then the guys .. or gals hu call will hear lots of barking and meowing .. tts too pranky.. maybe we just give them some sos number or some helpline for troubled teens.. they can get some counselling there.. fellow sec 2 guides agree? |W|P|109991930134581261|W|P||W|P|11/05/2004 11:00:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous|W|P|Had to powder my hair yesterdae for audition.. yuck.. the powder so smelly now the backdrop documents and my bag stinks of powder.. audition was in the sports hall I had expected it to be in one of the ASs I mean one of da aesthetic studios all the grps were fighting to go first haha.. we were supposed to learn the campfire songs budden half the time 'butterflies were fluttering in our stomachs'- quoted fr mj and half the time we were looking at the auditioning grp.. so most of us din really want to learn the cf songs.. I wasnt in the mood to teach them in the first place.. then dhil and mj put the stinking powder on my head and we were sitting under the fan and the powder was flying everywhere.. the leaders were looking at us.. then during the audition I was so damn scared.. I knew I looked real stupid but heck lar.. hafta act retard like an old woman in order for the skit to be realistic.. yeah.. -_- we got in.. but hafta change the script coz is very obscene.. I rote the script.. cannt blame me.. I think obscene and rite obscene.. so we hafta change the obscene part.. someone teach me how to think censored-ly? Hurhur..so the powder stuck to my hair for abt half a day.. I lazy to shower after coming home was real tired and was waiting for some peeps to call.. then I went to slp with powder in my hair.. so er xin k.. I keep running my fingers thru my hair trying to get the powder off my hair.. haha my hair so smooth and powdery like some unbaked bread with flour on it.. yuck ..today wake up damn early just to use the damn net.. crap.. sista got to use the net in the end..a lot of ppl get results le..actualli on monde already got rumours tt results announce le.. we were at the chalet.. and everyone was like 'huh.. reallie ah' then I think moz of us called home to check.. but dun haf..anti climax lah.. cheat our feelings.. anywaes I think the education system sucks seriously.. wd's wif the five day week? Wd's the point of letting us choose the stream we want to go to but in the end some of us can t get in coz they think we arent good enough if they give ex convicts a chance y cant they give those hu did badly another chance it's the same with psle this whole system just has a prob.. |W|P|109971118746039658|W|P||W|P|11/03/2004 08:38:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous|W|P|Sianzationz .. modem wire change place cannot find.. muz use msword to blog.. sista lah.. o lvls now.. then mother lah.. say cannt watch tv cannt use the net so tt I wont distract her! Alamak! if she got self-discipline she wont get distracted easily-agrees? so my hols will onli start when her Os end =( crap lah..todae go goat farm.. some kindergarten kids were there too. the boy sitting beside me either got hearing problem or attitude problem.. I said hi he din reply..hahaz.. he wasnt supposed to be replying anywaes..cannot tok to strangers mah.. the kids r real innocent.. tt hay guy ask them how mother goats produce milk.. and they replied tt the mother goats drink milk to produce milk LOLX and there was this angmoh kid tt was complaining tt the goats were so stinky! insult my goats got body odour! how can.. she should feel honoured tt she can smell.. haha the young goats-kids are smaller and less retarded than the big ones.. the big ones just sit there and stare into space like got lao ren chi dai zhen no.. shld be lao YANG chi dai zhen.. soo retarded. hahz I think the milking part most bian tai.. the workers touch here touch there.. and some of tt thing was soo big.. d cup? Hahaz� so half the time I was looking to see if the udder shrunk after milking the goat and half the time I was listening to the guy explain abt the goats..then got feedback form.. there was this section tt asked us wd we learnt from the field trip� I wanted to rite: I learnt tt female goats have udders.. actually I knew tt long ago..but then in the end nv rite coz quite obscene mah.. but fiona rote tt in her evaluation form.. Class chalet.. the chalet was big and it came with a price.. there were lizzies, ants,mozzies and buggies..the chalet was like some bug safari.. so it was raining when we checked in..b4 tt we were waiting for pris fu at the swimming pool.. if you get bored waiting by the swimming pool u go swimming rite.. yep tts wd we did.. no lar actualli we go the arcade and the childrens room b4 going swimming.. budden both so small so some of us decided to swim..then it started to drizzle then monitress came and we checked in..me and r(a) were preparing the salad.. it was there tt I killed a mosquito.. the very unusual way..we were boiling potatoes� and it was taking a long time..so I decided to pour away some of the water using the ladle.. I was transferring the hot water to a bowl so tt I could pour the water into the sink .. a mozzie flew into the bowl and at the same time..i poured the HOT water into the bowl.. the mozzie got boiled.. I was like.. HAHA coz they kept biting us.. I m not saddistic lah.. then I poured the HOT water into the sink together with the mozzie.. the end..nice story? we watched the champion at nine.. fiona was screaming.. again..then after tt we wanted to watch water boys budden the vcd player not working.. so we stayed in the room and toked.. I m like narrating the events..hurhur.. so all in all.. the chalet was gr8t.. |W|P|109961527044595556|W|P||W|P|--> like as if it will happen 3 achieve my personal targets (like be able to conquer.. erm bukit timah.. i already did tt.. hahax) 4 most importantly.. stay happy and healthy guess tt's abt it .. i haf veri simple wish one.. i dun wish for stupid stuff like wurl peace.. wd crap lah... i tell you.. those bikini babes..with tt idiotic grin on their face are so damn fake..they hope for wurl peace.. they can just say.. 'i hope tt i can win this pageant and buy nicer bikinis wif the money tt i get.. ' wahh i tell you if i were the judge and anyone of the contestants said tt..i sure give them a million dollars.. in monopoly money.. ahaha no lah... dun miss me kies.. tatax.. smiles.. takkaires.. |W|P|110173834942223193|W|P||W|P|11/27/2004 07:22:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous|W|P|whee` grad nite was so damn fun..had to go sch at 7.30 to paint our flag.. i luve the triumph word..it's nice.. at least i thought it was.. so we paint until so happy..quite larrs.. then after tt must go lay out the tables in the hall.. very poorthing kies.. the tables so heavy.. one person roll roll roll.. roll until dunnoe where i going.. the table is tt kind the coffee shop kind.. got the metal legs then you put the wooden plank on top.. tada a table.. then must put tablecloth and clean the chairs.. the chairs is tt kind coffeeshop kind.. again..alamak so dirty.. i dunnoe y.. got coffee stains on abt 5 chairs i mean how can so many ppl stain chairs together.. think wd.. famous 5? the chairs v dirty ..somemore for teachers to sit one. after tt mrs lim tell us to arrange the roses and the baby's breath.. the baby's breath so smelly.. like baby's breath..hahax we had free lunch.. and mrs lim was telling us to vote for sly..and her rationale.. she was like..'i tell you my rationale.. firstly.. sly will win coz he got the x-factor.. then if he cut album he will make it big in taiwan and china...' sth like tt.. we din agree to the 1st one.. the 2nd one we sorta silently agreed..belle is like in so many mags and newspapers.. 8 days..newpaper... today.. sth like tt..so after lunch we did the arrangement of the hall and the balloon man come.. wahs.. the balloon so nice can.. i like the star one.. i koped one home *sniggers* then we took one balloon and let it float into the air.. so fun.. so childish.. ahahs.. we were fightin to get the balloons up the hall.. at abt 5 the sec 4s arrived.. then we were ogling at them.. ahahaz. so bian tai.. so we stood outside the hall and watched.. some the attire so short.. is tt kind just nice cover the butt.. got the caterers laying out the food rites.. all the uncles.. wahh.. they sure see until salivate.. not the food.. the girls lah..after tt had to do duty.. we so hungry.. it was abt 7 i think and the food all so nice.. got spaghetti, mussels, chicken, fish.. all the good good food.. then we see until salivating like mad... oh yarrs.. got guest appearance by one of our ex cedarians.. the cai dunnoe wd.. forgot her name.. but she sang the guan huai fang shi..the nice nice song... she sang it on prom nite plus another christmas song..the sec 4s werent really listening .. they were like touching up on the makeup... so vain.. ahahs..after tt got game.. then the sec 4s run round in their high heel shoes.. wah.. poor legs..then after game their turn to eat.. then they were like..'you want desserts' to their fren.. hear already then we so hungry can.. so we drink the fruit punch and be happy.. after tt go back to the sell cedar bear counter..so sianz..sit havent 5 mins crystal say can eat lers.. damn esctatic we chiong to the buffet there and eat like siao.. free dinner.. so shiok.. free food free entertainment.. where to find? sound like commercial..after tt got somemore game.. v lame one lah.. and there was the mambo queen competition.. and then fashion show.. all so entertaining.. me and zhenluan laugh until so happie.. the sec 4s look like they going to get married like tt.. the makeup so thick can.. mr g tan also so farnie... after the fashion show got disco.. then must move the tables.. so we were like walking ard in the semi darkness. .. and trying to roll the tables to the back of the hall..lucky got light stix.. if not i sure kill alot of peeps.. then we started partying.. me and zhenluan were laughing and screaming together.. like mad dogs.. so heng the lights off... if not sure get send to spca.. then got the bep the shuddap song.. then i was asking everyone to shuddap.. so fun kies..like cf like tt..ahahas.. the grad nite ended at ten..of coz go home larss... by tt time my voice already hoarse le.. i was toking like some husky dog.. |W|P|110155671141277451|W|P||W|P|11/24/2004 03:51:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous|W|P|heyys.. in school AGAIN aiyer v tired lah everyday cum sch so bz..my sleep.. they are gone with the wind.. bloww bloww blow wind blow.. blow wd... blow my slp !! zun zun 4 now.. just now got guides meeting we tok abt backdrop suddenly tok abt south div cf and lotsa stuff.. then they decided to end meeting early and we were like oops.. then there was this pile.. or this small hill of bird poo on the 3s bench.. yuck.. we accidentally touched it soo many times and it sorta dispersed.. k yuck yuck... eww.. change subject.. hope nobody pukes after reading this.. then after tt saw this grp of ppl sitting at the courtyard in neat rows.. then i was like.. eee. hu so mad sit like tt... and it occured to me tt it was our veri own guides..hahaz.. they all sit down like fa lun gong.. nobody understood tt.. sad i thot they so famous at least for some time..wahh after tt still must scold.. i was scared..then ducky super siaa she scream so scary she scold until i scared heex.. i din noe wd i toking oso lah.. but i noe v lame... coz ducky said so and the peeps trying to stifle their giggles....meeting with fello grpmates.. haha.. dunno y we toking abt si.. si sounds like my name.. honoured..then we were toking abt mia's assets then i said tis real lame and stupid statement.. imagine if mia had a pocket near her breast.. and the hp vibrates.. haha.. it's sorta yellow.. no lah.. it's golden yellow.. haha |W|P|110128340983870429|W|P||W|P|11/23/2004 05:32:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous|W|P|wd am i supposed to say.. i m feeling guilty again.. it's not pms.. neither isit menopause.. is guiltypause ..gp..wdeva.. it's coming back again after 3 mths.. sobs.. miserable me..it's not my fault lah.. but i cant stand ppl getting unhappy becoz of me.. guiltypause aside.. today i baked cookies!!.. and i m proud to announce.. they are hard.. rock hard.. no lah still can bite.. haiyah... act very nice one.. budden the oven and mixer spoil.. long time no use.. then the mixer ah.. so lame..i use halfway got smoke come out.. maybe it farted.. then very smelly.. wah so scared sia.. then i quickly switch off.. then alot of smoke.. like bbq..yah so toxic.. the window close.. wah i nvr knew baking cookies was so dangerous.. anywaes the cookies not for christmas.. mad.. by the time christmas.. mouldy already..you dun need bite.. the thing crumble by itself.. how magical! i bake cookie coz i suddenly got the urge.. yuck urge sounds so obscene.. so let's change it.. i suddenly got the.. the.. want?.. betta? then the oven.. alamak.. once i switch it on.. the house got power failure.. fail until cannt fail already.. yeah.. then i on and off the main circuit breaker... so dangerous.. nxt time dun want to be he teacher.. sure die one.. yeah.. then in the end use microwave oven to steam.. or rather cook the cookies..the first plate one cum out like baos.. u noe the buns.. so soft and yucky..then the second plate one.. so damn hard.. rock hard.. then i stuff alot of chips inside.. it was super idiotic.. yeas.. then after tt watch kids central.. got the kids singing the black sheep song.. she sang it wrongly.. it's the dunno wd under the sun thingy.. then this ger and her sis stand there and sing.. they supposed to sing duet.. but the younger gal just stone there... like stone liddat :D then she sang liddat ' bra bra brack sheep have you any wool.. yes sir yes sir... three blah blah.. here she sing correct.. hengs..' tt's called entertainment.. maybe next time the triumph or ero lingerie can endorse the two gals.. one sing.. one wear the bras.. haha.. yeah.. last time i use to sing it '...... and one for the little boy hu lives down the drain' hahas.. last time i thot deepavali and hippotamus were nice words.. i use to say them.. deepapapapapapavali.. and hippopopopopotamus.. coz i din noe when the pas and the pos ended... heys i din noe i was so sparstic last time..i still am..then the crocodile hunter so stupid.. he speaks in this drama way..he goes 'wow tt's a beetle..it's so beaaaaaaaaauuutifull' alamak.. he nv see b4 mehs..sua gu.. today paint the thinking day banner.. haha stain everywhere.. so colourful..then we scrub until almost die..turpentine stinks.. then in the end use soap.. then the soapis apple or dunno wd smell.. then i smell the turpentine and apple until so angry... haha.. type rongly.. coz i eavesdropping on my mum's conver.. she scolding my braaaaader.. hahah... so i smell until hungry.. |W|P|110120656896941085|W|P||W|P|11/20/2004 11:18:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous|W|P|wheeheehee Os are finally over.. lalax.. dun hafta be so sneaky when using the net- like spidey man.. me and sis walk round the orchard area trying to look for fruits.. no lar.. looking for her grad night clothes.. in the end she buy all black.. yuck.. more like funeral night..she din listen to me.. humph.. i was her fashion consultant then she dun want to listen.. next time buy her hearing aid..yah then halfway thru she go simei there for job interview..hol job.. then i stay at wisma and taka..so idiot.. i go coldsorage buy sushi.. the wasabi so much.. my nose nearly fell off.. then after tt coz i supposed to call her at 6 to ask her where we meeting.. then i no phone no watch.. so i walk ard ask ppl for time.. i ask abt 3-4 ppl.. then realise havent 6 yet go buy m n ms..then cldnt find any bench.. so go toilet.. not the toilet bowl lar.. outside toilet got bench .. then i sit outside and eat.. abit disgusting lah but no choice lah.. i v bored.. then i eat until so happy.. budden i think all those ppl outside the toilet was quite disgusted..in the first place i dunno wd they doing standing outside the toilet.. haha.. maybe they trying to smell the toilet.. yah.. but i noe they were looking at me lah.. then the potted plant beside the toilet.. also like half dead.. i think the toilet too smelly plus the plant next to the bin.. so poor thing..the plant sure stink until die.. sounds stupid but anywaes.. saw jiamin and also some cedarians ..yeah.. then after tt sista late.. she lost her way.. muahaha.. poor me.. then i sit at a bench.. not the one outside toilet one lar.. this one is next to the lift.. yah.. then i stone there.. coz i rock? haha..after tt got a girl.. pri sch one.. she eating sth.. then she sit next to me.. she sure think i kuku one lah.. coz i was staring into blank space..oh yeah.. then got the promoter u noe tt kind stand on the road and give out flyers ..yeah she give me one card got smell one..a fragrance by j lo..then i smell .. quite nice lah.. so i keep putting to my nose.. sparstic.. then i smell and smell and smell.. then i realise the perfume smell like the cornflakes fruit loops.. fruit loops my fave cornflake.. coz very corny? no lar.. then now my whole bag got the corny.. i mean the fruit loops smell..yeah then the description quite funny.. it says ' a scent tt captures the way a woman feels when she has discovered herself.. sheer and sexy. real and true.. serene and sensual..' haha.. so crap lor.. the smell is the fruit loops smell where got discover yourself.. more like 'a scent that captures the way a woman smells when she has just eaten a bowl of fruit loops. fruity and loopy.. corny and flakey.. ' |W|P|110096551577440884|W|P||W|P|11/16/2004 04:04:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous|W|P|dunno y hand so pain.. must be just now belaying lah.. the stitch blade lah.. dun want to listen to me.. like as if it will.... we were having probs with it and the leaders were staring speechlessly.. anywaes o lvls are so damn irritating.. although its like 2 yrs away.. i have a great sis who is so damn inconsiderate.. she on the lights and study..hello miss.. ppl want to slp one lor.. she can go living room and study rite.. then study finish she go bonkers.. go use inhaler and spray at me.. then i use my blanket to cover my face.. then she go spray the thing on my hair.. yuck.. the inhaler is actually for ppl with hey fever.. dunno y its called hay fever when its the pollen and not hay maybe the ppl like it so much tt they go hey! fever..yah but she use it for her asthma.. then todae b4 going sch go buy grape bread.. in the end oso wasted lah.. the grape so juicy one.. make until my hand so oily..when was juice oily.. i oso dunno lah.. actually we want to use tt for our skit.. you wont want to noe y its disgusting.. yah budden they dun wan lah.. wasted so much bread.. then backdrop we redrawing the thing.. so i nv to go help p so guilty after tti thot the sec 3s toking mah.. so dun hafta go.. ask her to scold me she think i mad.. din get to see the sec 1s dance.. but i did get some feedback..after i left guides to go discuss ltc stuff.. aiyah so guilty again.. the sec 2s having debrief i nv go.. they got scolded lah.. then i nv go.. so badd.. not tt i saddist want to get scolded lah.. budden must you nan tong dang.. haiyah today so sadd lah.. i m so damn irresponsible.. and i tried getting p to agree wif me lah. then she say i v irritating.. paranoid- |W|P|110059329069554052|W|P||W|P|11/10/2004 03:54:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous|W|P|Watching the tomb raider ..actually by looking at the name of the movie.. lara croft sounds as if she is some kind of pervert.. go raid the tomb for dead bodies..ppl hu watch it are perverts.. like me? Hahaz.. so far I watch for abt a good 20 min still catch no ball lah..serious .. they all shoot here shoot there shoot until I oso dunno wd happen.. must be shoot until no bullet lah.. hahaz. Then the angelina jolie.. alamak her name so long.. I tell you during exam ppl doing second question she still stuck riting her name poor thing.. then her lips.. so sausage-y.. so thick.. even thicker then the 4 coats of paint ppl paint for backdrop..if you got bbq must invite her.. in case not enuff sausages then muahah..u noe wd to do budden b4 tt must make sure you get money.. to buy fire extinguisher.. so that you wont get a roasted pig for the end result.. and also you haf enuff money to get the best lawyer in case she sue you.. then when she dun tok ah she like going to kiss ppl like tt.er xin. Plus her body so curvy k.. like the flexible curve we use for maths... if the ah peks see this .. they sure think she was the queen of geylang.. she sure buy insurance for all the curves.. if not like the flexible curve break already at least still can replace with a new one go bookshop buy .. no lah her curves buy from hospital.. she want wd material oso can.. I think metal not bad� is VERY bad.. hah coz if she nv watch where she going then hit the wall.. sure make the king king kong kong sound.. so noisy..like king kong? then da aunties and ah peks think got chn opera.. hah.. k so we had to clean the prefects room today..we had to dust the sofa.. then use feather duster.. but the feather duster the feather keep dropping.. haiyah.. shld go for yun nam feather treatment� but then janica say throw away.. so sad.. like all those balding ah peks havent go for yun nam hair care treatment then get sent to the old folks home� their kids so unfillial.. hope next time they got no hair !! so the poor chicken feathers .. hmm if got sequel for white chics it shall be called poor chics.. hahaz then i think amelia oso eat too many nuts lah.. she one of them now.. she nuts!! She took the air wick spray then she spray on the table.. spray on the door knob.. then she wipe.. mad lah.. she say her maid also clean her home like tt.. alamak.. tt kind is for cleaning one.. air wick is to freshen the air one lah.. spray until so smelly.. after tt go little india.. the name so misleading.. say little actualli so big.. we got lost lah.. they ppl anyhow gif direction..then me and ver jaywalk until nearly got hit by car.. lucky nv die.. I m too pervertic to die.. ppl like me v hard to find.. coz I not really tt hard lah.. Later I die already the lara croft come and raid my tomb.. then cannt rest in peace.. choi! Sister go change channel she watching jurassic park.. haha tt was one of the suggested themes.. the sec 1s shld feel lucky tt this was not their theme.. dunno how they dancing.. the costume oso cannt find one lah.. hang ten cannt.. hang twenty oso cannt.. all commit suicide oso cannt find� did you get the joke? Nvm.. hang 10 the shop name so sucidal.. hope tt the manager doesnt see tis..if he sees tt.. it just shows that .. he isnt blind.. |W|P|110033267966731667|W|P||W|P|11/07/2004 09:06:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous|W|P|Super sianzation.. supposed to be doing homework.. budden all the chem qns dunno how to do lar..the eng paper so hard.. rock hard..so I took out an envelop from a packet of envelops and I started to dissect? No lah.. tear it open.. actualli want to rite letta but tear halfway the paper tore.. k this is confusing.. let me explain .. you noe envelope rite.. at the back is stuck together by glue so that it becomes a pocket so that you can put your letters in.. so when you separate the part glued together you get apiece of paper in the shape of a diaper.. getit.. you shld lah..yah then the glue so super strong and in the end I tore the part that was stuck together.. so I decided to give up riting letta lor.. u may be wondering y someone can rite letter using envelope..can lah coz envelope is oso paper mah� u tear it open .. rite inside .. then stick back lah.. so save paper can.. oh my.. I can become president of some environment saving org.. if there is any.. yeah.. if until now u still dun understand wd I m trying to say.. I can demo for you.. seeing is believing .. then the envelope tear I v sad.. coz cannt rite letta le mah.. just then sis walk to my table so I was like.. �see? Diaper!!!� I said it in a real spastic way� and she was laughing laughing.. then I tried putting the �diaper� on my bear.. if you are wondering which one.. it is the one me joy and yurong found at the sch gate one saturdae morning after guides last year.. does tt ring a bell? No! coz firstly.. onli me joy and yurong found it and most importantly u dun haf a bell.. haha but the bear too small for the diaper or the diaper was too big for the bear.. both expression oso can lah.. so I told me sis �go take your rabbit� if you are wondering which rabbit.. it is the one her fren gave her for her bday� does it ring a bell? No!.. and you noe y.. and if you dun noe y.. it is because you arent my sister and you arent her fren either and most importantly you dun haf a bell! So my sis got her rabbit and I put the diaper on.. perfect fit! *beams* and we took pictures of it..for ppl who are bored.. try it.. its super effective for killing time..not really.. time aint dead yet.. haha you noe wd I mean lah.. sadly.. if you dun haf an envelope.. �borrow it from your neighbour..if not steal it from her � quoted from mr tay.. he likes to tell us that! but if you dun haf a rabbit ..i m sorry.. you cant borrow it neither shld you steal it..u shld try it on URSELF..after tt..if it fits..take picts..send for competition..sure get most creative pict prize.. if not..most spastic pict prize.. for more ways of killing time call this no. 3850411.. it is the institute of mental health no. last yr the sec 3s (2003) gif us just before the campfire.. coz they din want us to gif our no. to the guys �or the gals *shivers*.. haiyah like they will ask.. but I heard the imh change no. I bet too many ppl called.. maybe next year we gif our sec 1s the spca number.. then the guys .. or gals hu call will hear lots of barking and meowing .. tts too pranky.. maybe we just give them some sos number or some helpline for troubled teens.. they can get some counselling there.. fellow sec 2 guides agree? |W|P|109991930134581261|W|P||W|P|11/05/2004 11:00:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous|W|P|Had to powder my hair yesterdae for audition.. yuck.. the powder so smelly now the backdrop documents and my bag stinks of powder.. audition was in the sports hall I had expected it to be in one of the ASs I mean one of da aesthetic studios all the grps were fighting to go first haha.. we were supposed to learn the campfire songs budden half the time 'butterflies were fluttering in our stomachs'- quoted fr mj and half the time we were looking at the auditioning grp.. so most of us din really want to learn the cf songs.. I wasnt in the mood to teach them in the first place.. then dhil and mj put the stinking powder on my head and we were sitting under the fan and the powder was flying everywhere.. the leaders were looking at us.. then during the audition I was so damn scared.. I knew I looked real stupid but heck lar.. hafta act retard like an old woman in order for the skit to be realistic.. yeah.. -_- we got in.. but hafta change the script coz is very obscene.. I rote the script.. cannt blame me.. I think obscene and rite obscene.. so we hafta change the obscene part.. someone teach me how to think censored-ly? Hurhur..so the powder stuck to my hair for abt half a day.. I lazy to shower after coming home was real tired and was waiting for some peeps to call.. then I went to slp with powder in my hair.. so er xin k.. I keep running my fingers thru my hair trying to get the powder off my hair.. haha my hair so smooth and powdery like some unbaked bread with flour on it.. yuck ..today wake up damn early just to use the damn net.. crap.. sista got to use the net in the end..a lot of ppl get results le..actualli on monde already got rumours tt results announce le.. we were at the chalet.. and everyone was like 'huh.. reallie ah' then I think moz of us called home to check.. but dun haf..anti climax lah.. cheat our feelings.. anywaes I think the education system sucks seriously.. wd's wif the five day week? Wd's the point of letting us choose the stream we want to go to but in the end some of us can t get in coz they think we arent good enough if they give ex convicts a chance y cant they give those hu did badly another chance it's the same with psle this whole system just has a prob.. |W|P|109971118746039658|W|P||W|P|11/03/2004 08:38:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous|W|P|Sianzationz .. modem wire change place cannot find.. muz use msword to blog.. sista lah.. o lvls now.. then mother lah.. say cannt watch tv cannt use the net so tt I wont distract her! Alamak! if she got self-discipline she wont get distracted easily-agrees? so my hols will onli start when her Os end =( crap lah..todae go goat farm.. some kindergarten kids were there too. the boy sitting beside me either got hearing problem or attitude problem.. I said hi he din reply..hahaz.. he wasnt supposed to be replying anywaes..cannot tok to strangers mah.. the kids r real innocent.. tt hay guy ask them how mother goats produce milk.. and they replied tt the mother goats drink milk to produce milk LOLX and there was this angmoh kid tt was complaining tt the goats were so stinky! insult my goats got body odour! how can.. she should feel honoured tt she can smell.. haha the young goats-kids are smaller and less retarded than the big ones.. the big ones just sit there and stare into space like got lao ren chi dai zhen no.. shld be lao YANG chi dai zhen.. soo retarded. hahz I think the milking part most bian tai.. the workers touch here touch there.. and some of tt thing was soo big.. d cup? Hahaz� so half the time I was looking to see if the udder shrunk after milking the goat and half the time I was listening to the guy explain abt the goats..then got feedback form.. there was this section tt asked us wd we learnt from the field trip� I wanted to rite: I learnt tt female goats have udders.. actually I knew tt long ago..but then in the end nv rite coz quite obscene mah.. but fiona rote tt in her evaluation form.. Class chalet.. the chalet was big and it came with a price.. there were lizzies, ants,mozzies and buggies..the chalet was like some bug safari.. so it was raining when we checked in..b4 tt we were waiting for pris fu at the swimming pool.. if you get bored waiting by the swimming pool u go swimming rite.. yep tts wd we did.. no lar actualli we go the arcade and the childrens room b4 going swimming.. budden both so small so some of us decided to swim..then it started to drizzle then monitress came and we checked in..me and r(a) were preparing the salad.. it was there tt I killed a mosquito.. the very unusual way..we were boiling potatoes� and it was taking a long time..so I decided to pour away some of the water using the ladle.. I was transferring the hot water to a bowl so tt I could pour the water into the sink .. a mozzie flew into the bowl and at the same time..i poured the HOT water into the bowl.. the mozzie got boiled.. I was like.. HAHA coz they kept biting us.. I m not saddistic lah.. then I poured the HOT water into the sink together with the mozzie.. the end..nice story? we watched the champion at nine.. fiona was screaming.. again..then after tt we wanted to watch water boys budden the vcd player not working.. so we stayed in the room and toked.. I m like narrating the events..hurhur.. so all in all.. the chalet was gr8t.. |W|P|109961527044595556|W|P||W|P|--> like as if it will happen 3 achieve my personal targets (like be able to conquer.. erm bukit timah.. i already did tt.. hahax) 4 most importantly.. stay happy and healthy guess tt's abt it .. i haf veri simple wish one.. i dun wish for stupid stuff like wurl peace.. wd crap lah... i tell you.. those bikini babes..with tt idiotic grin on their face are so damn fake..they hope for wurl peace.. they can just say.. 'i hope tt i can win this pageant and buy nicer bikinis wif the money tt i get.. ' wahh i tell you if i were the judge and anyone of the contestants said tt..i sure give them a million dollars.. in monopoly money.. ahaha no lah... dun miss me kies.. tatax.. smiles.. takkaires.. |W|P|110173834942223193|W|P||W|P|11/27/2004 07:22:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous|W|P|whee` grad nite was so damn fun..had to go sch at 7.30 to paint our flag.. i luve the triumph word..it's nice.. at least i thought it was.. so we paint until so happy..quite larrs.. then after tt must go lay out the tables in the hall.. very poorthing kies.. the tables so heavy.. one person roll roll roll.. roll until dunnoe where i going.. the table is tt kind the coffee shop kind.. got the metal legs then you put the wooden plank on top.. tada a table.. then must put tablecloth and clean the chairs.. the chairs is tt kind coffeeshop kind.. again..alamak so dirty.. i dunnoe y.. got coffee stains on abt 5 chairs i mean how can so many ppl stain chairs together.. think wd.. famous 5? the chairs v dirty ..somemore for teachers to sit one. after tt mrs lim tell us to arrange the roses and the baby's breath.. the baby's breath so smelly.. like baby's breath..hahax we had free lunch.. and mrs lim was telling us to vote for sly..and her rationale.. she was like..'i tell you my rationale.. firstly.. sly will win coz he got the x-factor.. then if he cut album he will make it big in taiwan and china...' sth like tt.. we din agree to the 1st one.. the 2nd one we sorta silently agreed..belle is like in so many mags and newspapers.. 8 days..newpaper... today.. sth like tt..so after lunch we did the arrangement of the hall and the balloon man come.. wahs.. the balloon so nice can.. i like the star one.. i koped one home *sniggers* then we took one balloon and let it float into the air.. so fun.. so childish.. ahahs.. we were fightin to get the balloons up the hall.. at abt 5 the sec 4s arrived.. then we were ogling at them.. ahahaz. so bian tai.. so we stood outside the hall and watched.. some the attire so short.. is tt kind just nice cover the butt.. got the caterers laying out the food rites.. all the uncles.. wahh.. they sure see until salivate.. not the food.. the girls lah..after tt had to do duty.. we so hungry.. it was abt 7 i think and the food all so nice.. got spaghetti, mussels, chicken, fish.. all the good good food.. then we see until salivating like mad... oh yarrs.. got guest appearance by one of our ex cedarians.. the cai dunnoe wd.. forgot her name.. but she sang the guan huai fang shi..the nice nice song... she sang it on prom nite plus another christmas song..the sec 4s werent really listening .. they were like touching up on the makeup... so vain.. ahahs..after tt got game.. then the sec 4s run round in their high heel shoes.. wah.. poor legs..then after game their turn to eat.. then they were like..'you want desserts' to their fren.. hear already then we so hungry can.. so we drink the fruit punch and be happy.. after tt go back to the sell cedar bear counter..so sianz..sit havent 5 mins crystal say can eat lers.. damn esctatic we chiong to the buffet there and eat like siao.. free dinner.. so shiok.. free food free entertainment.. where to find? sound like commercial..after tt got somemore game.. v lame one lah.. and there was the mambo queen competition.. and then fashion show.. all so entertaining.. me and zhenluan laugh until so happie.. the sec 4s look like they going to get married like tt.. the makeup so thick can.. mr g tan also so farnie... after the fashion show got disco.. then must move the tables.. so we were like walking ard in the semi darkness. .. and trying to roll the tables to the back of the hall..lucky got light stix.. if not i sure kill alot of peeps.. then we started partying.. me and zhenluan were laughing and screaming together.. like mad dogs.. so heng the lights off... if not sure get send to spca.. then got the bep the shuddap song.. then i was asking everyone to shuddap.. so fun kies..like cf like tt..ahahas.. the grad nite ended at ten..of coz go home larss... by tt time my voice already hoarse le.. i was toking like some husky dog.. |W|P|110155671141277451|W|P||W|P|11/24/2004 03:51:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous|W|P|heyys.. in school AGAIN aiyer v tired lah everyday cum sch so bz..my sleep.. they are gone with the wind.. bloww bloww blow wind blow.. blow wd... blow my slp !! zun zun 4 now.. just now got guides meeting we tok abt backdrop suddenly tok abt south div cf and lotsa stuff.. then they decided to end meeting early and we were like oops.. then there was this pile.. or this small hill of bird poo on the 3s bench.. yuck.. we accidentally touched it soo many times and it sorta dispersed.. k yuck yuck... eww.. change subject.. hope nobody pukes after reading this.. then after tt saw this grp of ppl sitting at the courtyard in neat rows.. then i was like.. eee. hu so mad sit like tt... and it occured to me tt it was our veri own guides..hahaz.. they all sit down like fa lun gong.. nobody understood tt.. sad i thot they so famous at least for some time..wahh after tt still must scold.. i was scared..then ducky super siaa she scream so scary she scold until i scared heex.. i din noe wd i toking oso lah.. but i noe v lame... coz ducky said so and the peeps trying to stifle their giggles....meeting with fello grpmates.. haha.. dunno y we toking abt si.. si sounds like my name.. honoured..then we were toking abt mia's assets then i said tis real lame and stupid statement.. imagine if mia had a pocket near her breast.. and the hp vibrates.. haha.. it's sorta yellow.. no lah.. it's golden yellow.. haha |W|P|110128340983870429|W|P||W|P|11/23/2004 05:32:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous|W|P|wd am i supposed to say.. i m feeling guilty again.. it's not pms.. neither isit menopause.. is guiltypause ..gp..wdeva.. it's coming back again after 3 mths.. sobs.. miserable me..it's not my fault lah.. but i cant stand ppl getting unhappy becoz of me.. guiltypause aside.. today i baked cookies!!.. and i m proud to announce.. they are hard.. rock hard.. no lah still can bite.. haiyah... act very nice one.. budden the oven and mixer spoil.. long time no use.. then the mixer ah.. so lame..i use halfway got smoke come out.. maybe it farted.. then very smelly.. wah so scared sia.. then i quickly switch off.. then alot of smoke.. like bbq..yah so toxic.. the window close.. wah i nvr knew baking cookies was so dangerous.. anywaes the cookies not for christmas.. mad.. by the time christmas.. mouldy already..you dun need bite.. the thing crumble by itself.. how magical! i bake cookie coz i suddenly got the urge.. yuck urge sounds so obscene.. so let's change it.. i suddenly got the.. the.. want?.. betta? then the oven.. alamak.. once i switch it on.. the house got power failure.. fail until cannt fail already.. yeah.. then i on and off the main circuit breaker... so dangerous.. nxt time dun want to be he teacher.. sure die one.. yeah.. then in the end use microwave oven to steam.. or rather cook the cookies..the first plate one cum out like baos.. u noe the buns.. so soft and yucky..then the second plate one.. so damn hard.. rock hard.. then i stuff alot of chips inside.. it was super idiotic.. yeas.. then after tt watch kids central.. got the kids singing the black sheep song.. she sang it wrongly.. it's the dunno wd under the sun thingy.. then this ger and her sis stand there and sing.. they supposed to sing duet.. but the younger gal just stone there... like stone liddat :D then she sang liddat ' bra bra brack sheep have you any wool.. yes sir yes sir... three blah blah.. here she sing correct.. hengs..' tt's called entertainment.. maybe next time the triumph or ero lingerie can endorse the two gals.. one sing.. one wear the bras.. haha.. yeah.. last time i use to sing it '...... and one for the little boy hu lives down the drain' hahas.. last time i thot deepavali and hippotamus were nice words.. i use to say them.. deepapapapapapavali.. and hippopopopopotamus.. coz i din noe when the pas and the pos ended... heys i din noe i was so sparstic last time..i still am..then the crocodile hunter so stupid.. he speaks in this drama way..he goes 'wow tt's a beetle..it's so beaaaaaaaaauuutifull' alamak.. he nv see b4 mehs..sua gu.. today paint the thinking day banner.. haha stain everywhere.. so colourful..then we scrub until almost die..turpentine stinks.. then in the end use soap.. then the soapis apple or dunno wd smell.. then i smell the turpentine and apple until so angry... haha.. type rongly.. coz i eavesdropping on my mum's conver.. she scolding my braaaaader.. hahah... so i smell until hungry.. |W|P|110120656896941085|W|P||W|P|11/20/2004 11:18:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous|W|P|wheeheehee Os are finally over.. lalax.. dun hafta be so sneaky when using the net- like spidey man.. me and sis walk round the orchard area trying to look for fruits.. no lar.. looking for her grad night clothes.. in the end she buy all black.. yuck.. more like funeral night..she din listen to me.. humph.. i was her fashion consultant then she dun want to listen.. next time buy her hearing aid..yah then halfway thru she go simei there for job interview..hol job.. then i stay at wisma and taka..so idiot.. i go coldsorage buy sushi.. the wasabi so much.. my nose nearly fell off.. then after tt coz i supposed to call her at 6 to ask her where we meeting.. then i no phone no watch.. so i walk ard ask ppl for time.. i ask abt 3-4 ppl.. then realise havent 6 yet go buy m n ms..then cldnt find any bench.. so go toilet.. not the toilet bowl lar.. outside toilet got bench .. then i sit outside and eat.. abit disgusting lah but no choice lah.. i v bored.. then i eat until so happy.. budden i think all those ppl outside the toilet was quite disgusted..in the first place i dunno wd they doing standing outside the toilet.. haha.. maybe they trying to smell the toilet.. yah.. but i noe they were looking at me lah.. then the potted plant beside the toilet.. also like half dead.. i think the toilet too smelly plus the plant next to the bin.. so poor thing..the plant sure stink until die.. sounds stupid but anywaes.. saw jiamin and also some cedarians ..yeah.. then after tt sista late.. she lost her way.. muahaha.. poor me.. then i sit at a bench.. not the one outside toilet one lar.. this one is next to the lift.. yah.. then i stone there.. coz i rock? haha..after tt got a girl.. pri sch one.. she eating sth.. then she sit next to me.. she sure think i kuku one lah.. coz i was staring into blank space..oh yeah.. then got the promoter u noe tt kind stand on the road and give out flyers ..yeah she give me one card got smell one..a fragrance by j lo..then i smell .. quite nice lah.. so i keep putting to my nose.. sparstic.. then i smell and smell and smell.. then i realise the perfume smell like the cornflakes fruit loops.. fruit loops my fave cornflake.. coz very corny? no lar.. then now my whole bag got the corny.. i mean the fruit loops smell..yeah then the description quite funny.. it says ' a scent tt captures the way a woman feels when she has discovered herself.. sheer and sexy. real and true.. serene and sensual..' haha.. so crap lor.. the smell is the fruit loops smell where got discover yourself.. more like 'a scent that captures the way a woman smells when she has just eaten a bowl of fruit loops. fruity and loopy.. corny and flakey.. ' |W|P|110096551577440884|W|P||W|P|11/16/2004 04:04:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous|W|P|dunno y hand so pain.. must be just now belaying lah.. the stitch blade lah.. dun want to listen to me.. like as if it will.... we were having probs with it and the leaders were staring speechlessly.. anywaes o lvls are so damn irritating.. although its like 2 yrs away.. i have a great sis who is so damn inconsiderate.. she on the lights and study..hello miss.. ppl want to slp one lor.. she can go living room and study rite.. then study finish she go bonkers.. go use inhaler and spray at me.. then i use my blanket to cover my face.. then she go spray the thing on my hair.. yuck.. the inhaler is actually for ppl with hey fever.. dunno y its called hay fever when its the pollen and not hay maybe the ppl like it so much tt they go hey! fever..yah but she use it for her asthma.. then todae b4 going sch go buy grape bread.. in the end oso wasted lah.. the grape so juicy one.. make until my hand so oily..when was juice oily.. i oso dunno lah.. actually we want to use tt for our skit.. you wont want to noe y its disgusting.. yah budden they dun wan lah.. wasted so much bread.. then backdrop we redrawing the thing.. so i nv to go help p so guilty after tti thot the sec 3s toking mah.. so dun hafta go.. ask her to scold me she think i mad.. din get to see the sec 1s dance.. but i did get some feedback..after i left guides to go discuss ltc stuff.. aiyah so guilty again.. the sec 2s having debrief i nv go.. they got scolded lah.. then i nv go.. so badd.. not tt i saddist want to get scolded lah.. budden must you nan tong dang.. haiyah today so sadd lah.. i m so damn irresponsible.. and i tried getting p to agree wif me lah. then she say i v irritating.. paranoid- |W|P|110059329069554052|W|P||W|P|11/10/2004 03:54:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous|W|P|Watching the tomb raider ..actually by looking at the name of the movie.. lara croft sounds as if she is some kind of pervert.. go raid the tomb for dead bodies..ppl hu watch it are perverts.. like me? Hahaz.. so far I watch for abt a good 20 min still catch no ball lah..serious .. they all shoot here shoot there shoot until I oso dunno wd happen.. must be shoot until no bullet lah.. hahaz. Then the angelina jolie.. alamak her name so long.. I tell you during exam ppl doing second question she still stuck riting her name poor thing.. then her lips.. so sausage-y.. so thick.. even thicker then the 4 coats of paint ppl paint for backdrop..if you got bbq must invite her.. in case not enuff sausages then muahah..u noe wd to do budden b4 tt must make sure you get money.. to buy fire extinguisher.. so that you wont get a roasted pig for the end result.. and also you haf enuff money to get the best lawyer in case she sue you.. then when she dun tok ah she like going to kiss ppl like tt.er xin. Plus her body so curvy k.. like the flexible curve we use for maths... if the ah peks see this .. they sure think she was the queen of geylang.. she sure buy insurance for all the curves.. if not like the flexible curve break already at least still can replace with a new one go bookshop buy .. no lah her curves buy from hospital.. she want wd material oso can.. I think metal not bad� is VERY bad.. hah coz if she nv watch where she going then hit the wall.. sure make the king king kong kong sound.. so noisy..like king kong? then da aunties and ah peks think got chn opera.. hah.. k so we had to clean the prefects room today..we had to dust the sofa.. then use feather duster.. but the feather duster the feather keep dropping.. haiyah.. shld go for yun nam feather treatment� but then janica say throw away.. so sad.. like all those balding ah peks havent go for yun nam hair care treatment then get sent to the old folks home� their kids so unfillial.. hope next time they got no hair !! so the poor chicken feathers .. hmm if got sequel for white chics it shall be called poor chics.. hahaz then i think amelia oso eat too many nuts lah.. she one of them now.. she nuts!! She took the air wick spray then she spray on the table.. spray on the door knob.. then she wipe.. mad lah.. she say her maid also clean her home like tt.. alamak.. tt kind is for cleaning one.. air wick is to freshen the air one lah.. spray until so smelly.. after tt go little india.. the name so misleading.. say little actualli so big.. we got lost lah.. they ppl anyhow gif direction..then me and ver jaywalk until nearly got hit by car.. lucky nv die.. I m too pervertic to die.. ppl like me v hard to find.. coz I not really tt hard lah.. Later I die already the lara croft come and raid my tomb.. then cannt rest in peace.. choi! Sister go change channel she watching jurassic park.. haha tt was one of the suggested themes.. the sec 1s shld feel lucky tt this was not their theme.. dunno how they dancing.. the costume oso cannt find one lah.. hang ten cannt.. hang twenty oso cannt.. all commit suicide oso cannt find� did you get the joke? Nvm.. hang 10 the shop name so sucidal.. hope tt the manager doesnt see tis..if he sees tt.. it just shows that .. he isnt blind.. |W|P|110033267966731667|W|P||W|P|11/07/2004 09:06:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous|W|P|Super sianzation.. supposed to be doing homework.. budden all the chem qns dunno how to do lar..the eng paper so hard.. rock hard..so I took out an envelop from a packet of envelops and I started to dissect? No lah.. tear it open.. actualli want to rite letta but tear halfway the paper tore.. k this is confusing.. let me explain .. you noe envelope rite.. at the back is stuck together by glue so that it becomes a pocket so that you can put your letters in.. so when you separate the part glued together you get apiece of paper in the shape of a diaper.. getit.. you shld lah..yah then the glue so super strong and in the end I tore the part that was stuck together.. so I decided to give up riting letta lor.. u may be wondering y someone can rite letter using envelope..can lah coz envelope is oso paper mah� u tear it open .. rite inside .. then stick back lah.. so save paper can.. oh my.. I can become president of some environment saving org.. if there is any.. yeah.. if until now u still dun understand wd I m trying to say.. I can demo for you.. seeing is believing .. then the envelope tear I v sad.. coz cannt rite letta le mah.. just then sis walk to my table so I was like.. �see? Diaper!!!� I said it in a real spastic way� and she was laughing laughing.. then I tried putting the �diaper� on my bear.. if you are wondering which one.. it is the one me joy and yurong found at the sch gate one saturdae morning after guides last year.. does tt ring a bell? No! coz firstly.. onli me joy and yurong found it and most importantly u dun haf a bell.. haha but the bear too small for the diaper or the diaper was too big for the bear.. both expression oso can lah.. so I told me sis �go take your rabbit� if you are wondering which rabbit.. it is the one her fren gave her for her bday� does it ring a bell? No!.. and you noe y.. and if you dun noe y.. it is because you arent my sister and you arent her fren either and most importantly you dun haf a bell! So my sis got her rabbit and I put the diaper on.. perfect fit! *beams* and we took pictures of it..for ppl who are bored.. try it.. its super effective for killing time..not really.. time aint dead yet.. haha you noe wd I mean lah.. sadly.. if you dun haf an envelope.. �borrow it from your neighbour..if not steal it from her � quoted from mr tay.. he likes to tell us that! but if you dun haf a rabbit ..i m sorry.. you cant borrow it neither shld you steal it..u shld try it on URSELF..after tt..if it fits..take picts..send for competition..sure get most creative pict prize.. if not..most spastic pict prize.. for more ways of killing time call this no. 3850411.. it is the institute of mental health no. last yr the sec 3s (2003) gif us just before the campfire.. coz they din want us to gif our no. to the guys �or the gals *shivers*.. haiyah like they will ask.. but I heard the imh change no. I bet too many ppl called.. maybe next year we gif our sec 1s the spca number.. then the guys .. or gals hu call will hear lots of barking and meowing .. tts too pranky.. maybe we just give them some sos number or some helpline for troubled teens.. they can get some counselling there.. fellow sec 2 guides agree? |W|P|109991930134581261|W|P||W|P|11/05/2004 11:00:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous|W|P|Had to powder my hair yesterdae for audition.. yuck.. the powder so smelly now the backdrop documents and my bag stinks of powder.. audition was in the sports hall I had expected it to be in one of the ASs I mean one of da aesthetic studios all the grps were fighting to go first haha.. we were supposed to learn the campfire songs budden half the time 'butterflies were fluttering in our stomachs'- quoted fr mj and half the time we were looking at the auditioning grp.. so most of us din really want to learn the cf songs.. I wasnt in the mood to teach them in the first place.. then dhil and mj put the stinking powder on my head and we were sitting under the fan and the powder was flying everywhere.. the leaders were looking at us.. then during the audition I was so damn scared.. I knew I looked real stupid but heck lar.. hafta act retard like an old woman in order for the skit to be realistic.. yeah.. -_- we got in.. but hafta change the script coz is very obscene.. I rote the script.. cannt blame me.. I think obscene and rite obscene.. so we hafta change the obscene part.. someone teach me how to think censored-ly? Hurhur..so the powder stuck to my hair for abt half a day.. I lazy to shower after coming home was real tired and was waiting for some peeps to call.. then I went to slp with powder in my hair.. so er xin k.. I keep running my fingers thru my hair trying to get the powder off my hair.. haha my hair so smooth and powdery like some unbaked bread with flour on it.. yuck ..today wake up damn early just to use the damn net.. crap.. sista got to use the net in the end..a lot of ppl get results le..actualli on monde already got rumours tt results announce le.. we were at the chalet.. and everyone was like 'huh.. reallie ah' then I think moz of us called home to check.. but dun haf..anti climax lah.. cheat our feelings.. anywaes I think the education system sucks seriously.. wd's wif the five day week? Wd's the point of letting us choose the stream we want to go to but in the end some of us can t get in coz they think we arent good enough if they give ex convicts a chance y cant they give those hu did badly another chance it's the same with psle this whole system just has a prob.. |W|P|109971118746039658|W|P||W|P|11/03/2004 08:38:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous|W|P|Sianzationz .. modem wire change place cannot find.. muz use msword to blog.. sista lah.. o lvls now.. then mother lah.. say cannt watch tv cannt use the net so tt I wont distract her! Alamak! if she got self-discipline she wont get distracted easily-agrees? so my hols will onli start when her Os end =( crap lah..todae go goat farm.. some kindergarten kids were there too. the boy sitting beside me either got hearing problem or attitude problem.. I said hi he din reply..hahaz.. he wasnt supposed to be replying anywaes..cannot tok to strangers mah.. the kids r real innocent.. tt hay guy ask them how mother goats produce milk.. and they replied tt the mother goats drink milk to produce milk LOLX and there was this angmoh kid tt was complaining tt the goats were so stinky! insult my goats got body odour! how can.. she should feel honoured tt she can smell.. haha the young goats-kids are smaller and less retarded than the big ones.. the big ones just sit there and stare into space like got lao ren chi dai zhen no.. shld be lao YANG chi dai zhen.. soo retarded. hahz I think the milking part most bian tai.. the workers touch here touch there.. and some of tt thing was soo big.. d cup? Hahaz� so half the time I was looking to see if the udder shrunk after milking the goat and half the time I was listening to the guy explain abt the goats..then got feedback form.. there was this section tt asked us wd we learnt from the field trip� I wanted to rite: I learnt tt female goats have udders.. actually I knew tt long ago..but then in the end nv rite coz quite obscene mah.. but fiona rote tt in her evaluation form.. Class chalet.. the chalet was big and it came with a price.. there were lizzies, ants,mozzies and buggies..the chalet was like some bug safari.. so it was raining when we checked in..b4 tt we were waiting for pris fu at the swimming pool.. if you get bored waiting by the swimming pool u go swimming rite.. yep tts wd we did.. no lar actualli we go the arcade and the childrens room b4 going swimming.. budden both so small so some of us decided to swim..then it started to drizzle then monitress came and we checked in..me and r(a) were preparing the salad.. it was there tt I killed a mosquito.. the very unusual way..we were boiling potatoes� and it was taking a long time..so I decided to pour away some of the water using the ladle.. I was transferring the hot water to a bowl so tt I could pour the water into the sink .. a mozzie flew into the bowl and at the same time..i poured the HOT water into the bowl.. the mozzie got boiled.. I was like.. HAHA coz they kept biting us.. I m not saddistic lah.. then I poured the HOT water into the sink together with the mozzie.. the end..nice story? we watched the champion at nine.. fiona was screaming.. again..then after tt we wanted to watch water boys budden the vcd player not working.. so we stayed in the room and toked.. I m like narrating the events..hurhur.. so all in all.. the chalet was gr8t.. |W|P|109961527044595556|W|P||W|P|-->